like an old salt

             There has a parrot. This parrot swore like an old sailor, I mean his pistol. He can swear for five minutes until there are no repeats itself. The trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird's mouth to make him mad. One day, it will only increase by the throat and the guy caught a lot of birds, shook him really hard, and yells: "leave it!" But this is just crazy to let him swear the birds, more than ever more. Then, this guy is angry and says, "For your line," and locked in a cupboard of the birds. This really increased the birds, his claws and scratches, when the man finally let him out, and the flow of,off the birds would make a sailor blush loose. At this point, this guy is so mad; he throws the birds into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible noise. The bird kicks and claws and mind. Then, it suddenly became very calm. At first, just wait for the guy, but then he began to think that bird may be hurt. After a few minutes of silence, he was worried that he opened the refrigerator door. The bird man meekly climbed out of the arm, said: "The trouble is I'll give you the feel sad. I will from now on, my best to improve their vocabulary. "The man is shocked and surprised at the parrot has to reform. Then the parrot said:" By the way, what is chicken? "