Woman's life love the most painful of 10

Woman's life will be about ten times the love, as the ten steps of love on the road. These steps do not board, you will never look at the scenery of heights.

Unrequited love - the love is very painful wishful thinking, and suffering has no meaning. If the other party and you're not a band, you all talk and sad eyes of all the other ludicrous. But if you are willing to put the feelings buried in the bottom of my heart slowly savor alone, it can lead to wine.

Love at first sight - it was the best way to love, is most likely to shake your faith in the way of love. Dissipated because of the time when the magic, you will find the prince into a frog. Did you fall in love with a frog in it? You feel so stupid ah.

Anti-tracking - love can take the initiative on their own to fight, the joy of conquest unparalleled (so men are bored.) Just Anti-tracking is very particular about technique, when the only fledgling bombing, after a little more attention to strategies mature, and only found in each other's eyes a glimmer of sparks when it can continue to the next step. Good hunter is slowly caught.

Playboy - Some men are definitely not to be, whether he looks more handsome, more handsome manner, the grace, how awesomeness, home is a scourge, prompting you sad tears, suffered a crushing defeat.

Rich man - a man of money with your relationship is actually not: he loves you, he said, either you spend his money (in fact his heart is the bottom line, you can not spend more than he did) ; so he's not interested in you, he's with you even more money does not matter.

Married men - men have a strong sense of responsibility, but this sense of responsibility makes you very angry, because it is not directed at you.

Take advantage of Israel - this relationship is Rehuoshangshen. So your first objective was achieved, while the other is also enthusiastic about, how do you end?

His betrayal - men, regardless of looks more honest and upright man, bones are a traitor, said words can not, can be concealed and the people loved. Understand this, the next ready to dedicate myself to weigh out weigh the time, you can bear the consequences of his betrayal of it?

My empathy - a promise when the mind must be clear, you can ensure that their feelings are not degenerate it? If not, do not easily put in a basket of love and fate, at least right to do so he is responsible.

Sex slaves - for women, of how important? Without it, it is very important; have it, its weight as light as a feather. If a woman fall in love with a man for sex, in the end will despise him. This point and the men are very different, if only for sex, you should not give up too much.

like an old salt

             There has a parrot. This parrot swore like an old sailor, I mean his pistol. He can swear for five minutes until there are no repeats itself. The trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird's mouth to make him mad. One day, it will only increase by the throat and the guy caught a lot of birds, shook him really hard, and yells: "leave it!" But this is just crazy to let him swear the birds, more than ever more. Then, this guy is angry and says, "For your line," and locked in a cupboard of the birds. This really increased the birds, his claws and scratches, when the man finally let him out, and the flow of,off the birds would make a sailor blush loose. At this point, this guy is so mad; he throws the birds into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible noise. The bird kicks and claws and mind. Then, it suddenly became very calm. At first, just wait for the guy, but then he began to think that bird may be hurt. After a few minutes of silence, he was worried that he opened the refrigerator door. The bird man meekly climbed out of the arm, said: "The trouble is I'll give you the feel sad. I will from now on, my best to improve their vocabulary. "The man is shocked and surprised at the parrot has to reform. Then the parrot said:" By the way, what is chicken? "

Not Knowing Her Well③⑦③①

Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?
Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet.

Too Smart for Dad③⑦③①

Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?
You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strike eleven, but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you.
The father muttered, Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!

Present for Girlfriend③⑦③①

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No, engrave it 'To my one and only love'. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."

A Trip to Disney

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.
As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Good-by, Mickey."
Our daughter waved and said, "Good-by, Minnie."
My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Good-by, Money."

Who will wash the dishes③⑦③①

    Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?"
    Mr. Jones was quite happy about it, so they went, and both of them enjoyed the film.
They came out of the cinema at 11 o'clock, got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark. Then Mrs. Jones said, "Look, Bill. A woman's running along the road very fast, and a man's running after her. Can you see them?"
Mr. Jones said, "Yes, I can." He drove the car slowly near the woman and said to her, "Can we help you?"
    "No, thank you," the woman said, but she did not stop running. "My husband and I always run home after the cinema, and the last one washes the dishes at home!"